Still more new blood

We've added a new writer to the humble confines of The Sub-Cranial Cavern.  To those keeping score at home that brings the Cranial staff to two real and two imaginary.  He'll be writing under the nom de plume "Pates Baroni" because he has "warrants."  I'm not sure what he means by "warrants," but it's apparently something like being in the A-team, only no van.  Pates Baroni will be a regular contributer to the editorial section of Cavern under the heading "Chairs and Things on Chairs"  The above post is the first of many exciting entries to come.